I wannas sexs uuuuu
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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