So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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