so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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