i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Just high enough for therapy.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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