so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
now i know why i became what i already was.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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