Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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