North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
COCAINE IS GR8
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