i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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