Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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