Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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