i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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