dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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