you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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