i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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