Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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