Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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