? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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