I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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