did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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