Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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