Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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