when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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