He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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