my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Come share oat with me in your robe
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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