He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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