I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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