on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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