When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
