how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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