Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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