I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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