I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
