Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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