Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she looked like the before picture.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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