your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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