He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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