Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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