I think I just saw someone hide a body.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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