Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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