Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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