I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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