I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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