no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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