She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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