He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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