So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
