If i come over, it means nothing
My cat gives me a boner
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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