I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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