I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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