Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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