2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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