The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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