im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Found the puke drawer
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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