just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm passing your future prison.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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