it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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