you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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