First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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